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Arnold , MD
You Bought A Hood WHAT !!!
Brandy
I Thought Saint Bernard's Where Supposed to Carry Thermoses Filled with Whiskey!
All the Alcohol in This Hood Bird House Is Empty! Stupid Humans
Hey Wait, Im Not A St Bernard. What The Heck Is In This Hood Bird House ?
Hi, I'm The Eye On The Shirt. Right Now My Nose Is Shoved Up This Kids Filthy Diaper- Would You Please Hurry The BEEP UP And Take This Stupid Picture Of These Hood Bird House Landlords So 1 of Them Can Change This Kids Liquid Corn Filled Shit Bag, Thank You
Hi, I'm Daniel, This Is Our Baby Dakota, And My Husband Montana AKA 'Yes My Filthy Hat Is Older Then I Am" I Went To End His Life after Pissing Me Off Because Of Another Night of Chaos And Mayhem And He Brought Home His Own Dog House, He Claims It's a Hood Bird House, I said 'Ok Hunny ''Now Go Make Me Another Martini"
Hi, I'm Raeanne and Meat My Husband Jody, He Looks like He Does Because He Was Out With His Buddy Montana on Another Night Of Chaos and Mayhem....I Went Into Torture Mode and No sooner Then Once I had The Battery Terminals Hooked Up To His Privates, He Gave Me This Beautiful Hood Bird House and Our Life Has Been Perfect Ever Since....except for when I removed the battery terminals....he got a little spark
Scott
Who Lives On BWI Runway
Hi, Pardon the Gut, Now My Birds Have Protection from Plane Crashes and Falling Human Feces That Happen Regularly in my Back Yard Due To Pilot Error, Life Is Now A Beautiful Dream Come True
Stewy
Look Man, The Only Thing I Really Recall From That Evening Was A Heard Of Bats Running Up My Driveway Backwards all wearing Zebra Thongs……..I Plead The 5th ……………Gotta Go – I Here Sirens………….Or Is Bats ?
